Jump in the pool
Stake your $POOLZI. It stays yours — hop out whenever you like. Weight is quadratic: double your bag, roughly quadruple your slice of the muck.
🦟 welcome to the swamp 🦟
$POOLZI
PONZI ON POOLS
Stake in the pool. Earn from the pool. The frog on the biggest lily pad eats the most.
no impermanent loss · your bag stays yours · rewards drip from the treasury
REMINDER
You stake $POOLZI into the pool. We top the treasury up in $POOLZI and it drips out by weight — bigger, earlier, diamond-handed frogs eat the most. Pull your principal out whenever. That's the whole swamp.
▸ HOW THE POOL WORKS
Three hops.
No PhD required.
Every reward is real tokens from the treasury — not new deposits paying old ones. The pool is the point; the ponzi is the joke.
The treasury drips
We top the treasury up in $POOLZI and it rains down on stakers by weight. Hold long, never sell → fatter multiplier. Paper hands get bitten.
Claim & croak about it
Claim whenever there's something to claim. Climb the leaderboard, post your card to 𝕏, and let the swamp know which frog is eating.
▸ KNOW YOUR POND
You are not alone
in this water.
Every pool has a food chain. Find yourself on it — and be honest about which one you are.
THE FROGyou. early, smug, still here
THE HERONeats frogs. watching you right now
THE SNAKEwaiting for you to panic sell
THE CATFISHbottom feeder. eating fine, actually
THE DRAGONFLYin and out before you blinked
THE TURTLEstill approving the transaction▸ THE POND, LIVE
Deeper in the muck,
the coins glint brighter.
soon™treasury $POOLZI
—frogs in the pool
0$POOLZI paid out
▸ DIAMOND HANDS ONLY
First in.
Never out.
Eats the most.
The swamp rewards conviction. Hold since day one and never sell — your multiplier climbs. Sell, and it resets to zero. It's a ponzi, but the transparent kind: it's all on-chain and you can read every last wei.
▸ LAUNCH INCOMING
Ready when the frog is.
Staking opens the moment $POOLZI graduates on Uniswap, Robinhood Chain. Get your bag early — the swamp remembers who was first in the water.
CERTIFIED PONZI ✓
100% SWAMP WATER
MOSQUITO APPROVED