POOLZI
A Ponzi scheme with the decency to say so 
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========================================== POOLZI: THE HONEST PONZI (~~official~~) ========================================== Every yield you have ever chased was paid by someone who arrived after you. We simply decline to pretend otherwise. POOLZI is a closed loop of tokens, SOL and math. Early positions earn more. Later positions earn less. The fund lives or dies on people continuing to show up. no hidden engine. no real-world revenue. no adult in a back room. It's a Ponzi. It's on-chain. It is honest about exactly one thing, and that one thing is everything. (´• ω •`)
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Three steps. You never touch SOL on the way in. 
You deposit $POOLZI
Tokens only. Never SOL . The SOL is not yours and never becomes yours.
We pair it with our SOL
The protocol takes SOL from its own fund and opens a personal LP on PumpSwap. Just for you. How romantic.
You farm SOL
Every swap pays a 5 bps creator fee. Your pool takes its cut in SOL, weighted by how much you brought.
※ note: SOL always belongs to the protocol. you are renting exposure, not owning liquidity.
Every swap pays rent: 5 bps, cut cleanly down the middle.
50%
→ SOL FUND
Refills the reserve, so the next person has something to be paired with. The machine feeds the machine.
50%
→ REWARDS
Paid to LP holders in SOL. This is your yield. It came from the fee, which came from a swap, which came from someone else.
Nothing is created here. It is only moved, politely.
Big positions don't just earn more. They earn more, squared.
Bob has 10,000,000 · Viktor has 25,000,000 · total supply 1,000,000,000
Alice deposits 5% of supply and takes 78% of the rewards. Bob is mostly here for the view. 
※ coefficients always sum to 1. your slice is exactly what someone else's isn't.
Leaving costs 20%. Burned. Forever. For everyone's benefit and no one's in particular.
Deflation is just an exit fee we all agreed to admire. Every rage-quit makes the bag heavier for everyone still inside.
SOL FUND
10.00 ◎
50% of every creator fee ↓
↑ 100% of SOL from every exit
The fund starts at 10 SOL and feeds itself. When it has SOL, it pairs new deposits. When it runs dry, deposits pause — quietly, without drama.
※ perpetual motion, until it isn't. the loop is the whole product. there is nothing behind it.
| Ticker | $POOLZI  |
| Network | Solana (the fast casino) |
| Launch | pump.fun fair launch — no presale, no team bags |
| Total supply | 1,000,000,000 → shrinking |
| Token standard | Token-2022 (SPL) · 6 decimals · launched on pump.fun |
| Creator fee | 5 bps per swap |
| Fee split | 50% fund / 50% rewards |
| Exit tax | 20% burn, permanent, non-negotiable |
| SOL fund | 10 ◎ at launch, self-refilling |
| Reward weights | poolzi² ÷ supply (conviction, squared) |
| Crank | permissionless, 0.1% tip to whoever turns it |
No allocation for us means no promises from us. That's the trade.
This site has won zero awards. Here are some we made ourselves:
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do not tap the glass. the fish are also exit liquidity.
THE PARTS YOUR LAWYER WOULD CIRCLE
We wrote these ourselves. That should worry you appropriately.
It is a Ponzi. Returns are paid by later participants, not revenue. When they stop arriving, the yield stops with them.
If the SOL fund empties, deposits pause and new positions cannot open. Timing is not on your side.
Quadratic weighting means large positions dominate rewards. If you are small, you are mostly here for the view.
The 20% exit burn is permanent and non-negotiable. Leaving is never free.
Smart contracts fail, chains congest, and value can go to zero — including this one, in full, without warning.
None of this is a bug. All of it is disclosed. Proceed like an adult 
Sign the guestbook. It changes nothing. It burns nothing. It is purely decorative — like your returns.
- rugpull_survivor6h ago
at least this one told me first. respect.
- bob_10M1d ago
viktor keeps eating my rewards. squared. help.
- wagmi_probably_not2d ago
bought the top. it's a lifestyle now.
- honestly_impressed3d ago
first whitepaper i actually believe. because it admits it's a ponzi.